The day I invented Christmas

I used to work at Santa's Village, so I pretty much invented Christmas. In your face Dickens! LOL Dickens' face - dick face!!!! Any how, I believe that this card that I designed for our illustrious school says it all.

In examining the above work, for art historical purposes, I would like to bring your attention to the subtle but ironic use of Tentacle. In this picture the use of Tentacle does not so much look like or refer to some kind of genital deformation, as much as it does signify a cancer on the naive depiction of the most important building in the entire universe. The artist's past use of Tentacle and crudely hewn MS Paint drawings are more about an anger that must be expressed in an art form that reminds us of the art of retards and the mentally devoid. Surely there is a great effort made to disguise the real talent of the artist by "dumbing down" his pictures for an audience that is clearly 2 stupid to read Peanuts cartoons (i.e. this would be the later years, after the death of Charles Schulz, as the early Peanuts are really fucking smarty pants and depressing - fuck you Snoopy bastard dog of selfish and unkindly id bum pickling intellect!!!!!). The END.