I Poeted in my Dream

Apparently, the funniest and most poignant thing ever said in a dream was said in MY very dream last night:

“Your ass is so hairy; it looks like someone cut the arms off your ass!”

This caused me to laugh so hard that I woke up from my deep slumber. It was a perfect dream full of kinky sex, a lot of expletives, a video game and THE funniest most poignant thing ever said in a dream. Samuel Taylor Coleridge has nothing on me, as my great work was never lost to the world of the waking. I’m poeted.