This post will consist of me NOT using bad words while saying goodbye to, not one, but two fallen comrades. Dear Leslie and Lauren, may all your vengeance occur on the same day in some fiery female destructo crazy shite!!!!! Ef'n A!!! And all that Jazz. You will be missed by me and some other people that I might know, but not Hilby, because she wanted you both out long ago. I wish you well at your new positions, and Lauren, if you are not careful with that new position, you will get one hell of a rug burn - stop now!
I hope you like this appropriate picture of animal (i don't know what type) chewing its arm off to get out of a bear trap. (sniff) Friends for life! Friends help each other when they are caught in bear traps - apparently.
Love your Dingus
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5:53 AM
You fuck, I tried hooking up with singles on your service and they were all bald, fat 40 year old chronic mastubators! The only reason I would phone this 800 number is to send a psychic head implosion bomb through the phone line, hopefully killing my sworn enemies on the other end in a painful and bloody death (once i develop psychic powers, that is!).
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