
Mother Fucking Snakes on Another Plane – by Dingus Amongus
How many days does it take to fly to Asia? I can see the graphic plane moving across the map, our plane’s exhaust is red dashes
I need some video game distraction
Strictly airplane Vegetarian
Airgetarian?
Looking back at the title reminds me of MOTHER FUCKING SNAKES
The x-ray machine saw through into a dead and impotent moment
St. Patrick knew that snakes were not impotent, just not great Catholics – be gone!
Bad coffee just got worse
Hall & Oates
SNAKES?!
Mini bar bottle tops break off effortlessly in your teeth when the screwcaps are stuck with sugary glue
Strain the schnapps through your teeth c-a-r-e-f-u-l-l-y
When I look out the window at 10,000 ft I think we might be upside down and below the clouds
I see dragons flying through the cumulous fists and sunset coloured cotton candy spires
Can I claim the snakes in my luggage? They are not duty free – either is the schnapps in my belly, until sweet inebriation
If I can divert the snakes out of the plane, they can live in the clouds
St. Christopher, St. Patrick, St. Nicholas!
Danger paid steward/ess in full!
I’m collecting airplane pillows to make a point about how something can exist but not really be there
I’m sure the snakes will ignore me and go straight for the pets in the lower baggage area – wiener dog is the new chicken
I need Discovery channel – Snake Week
Hall & Oates were pretty good for awhile, but after 6 rounds of “Private Eyes” I need a snake belt or tie
Does Sasquatch actually exist? It would be good to know this. I’m scared of that grainy film from the 70s
“Landing” in the ocean is not a good landing, by geographical definition
I have no faith in the credits saving me
Hall & Oates should not be a credit song
The lack of second rate star guest appearances concerns me -
This was a shark jump from the start
Start drinking
Stop drinking
Roll credits
Fin
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