Neu Yeer, Boo Beer!
An inconsistent and incontinent record of life in a box with legs (not sexy legs, but they aren’t hairy either!)
I wrote this after the very defining member of my sex (lolerz) was insulted by a claim of its non-existence. I do believe that arguments made on this level are sad and indicative of a malignant evil cancer in the moral fiber of the people who level such claims. Therefore, I have replied with a cartoon, the civilized and moral highroad icon of all true Gentlemen. I give you the “FAC YOU Chewbarron and Lando” cartoon, and without the context of the offending Dfilm, I’m sure you will still understand the hackneyed and (truly) limp creation by Chewbarron was predestined to be unavoidably terrible and intellectually insulting to even the mentally devoid.
This week’s entry consists of the recollection of another dream, which I think was even funnier than the other dream in which I dreamt the "world’s funniest joke". This dream finds me, the protagonist, confronted by 4 “friends” who take a “vote” on whether I can use “quotes” anymore when I speak, signified by my fingers in crouched victory pose around my very intangible, but crushing speech. The “vote” was apparently “unanimous” and it was noted that the reason they “voted” against me was because they felt I was “humping the shrimp”! Well, I never!