I Poeted in my Dream

Apparently, the funniest and most poignant thing ever said in a dream was said in MY very dream last night:

“Your ass is so hairy; it looks like someone cut the arms off your ass!”

This caused me to laugh so hard that I woke up from my deep slumber. It was a perfect dream full of kinky sex, a lot of expletives, a video game and THE funniest most poignant thing ever said in a dream. Samuel Taylor Coleridge has nothing on me, as my great work was never lost to the world of the waking. I’m poeted.

This post will consist of me NOT using bad words while saying goodbye to, not one, but two fallen comrades. Dear Leslie and Lauren, may all your vengeance occur on the same day in some fiery female destructo crazy shite!!!!! Ef'n A!!! And all that Jazz. You will be missed by me and some other people that I might know, but not Hilby, because she wanted you both out long ago. I wish you well at your new positions, and Lauren, if you are not careful with that new position, you will get one hell of a rug burn - stop now!

I hope you like this appropriate picture of animal (i don't know what type) chewing its arm off to get out of a bear trap. (sniff) Friends for life! Friends help each other when they are caught in bear traps - apparently.

Love your Dingus