I will post Lauren's cry for help after this post. I'm not sure what kind of help Lauren is looking for though....She has a very good self image though, and it is obvious that she feels sorry for the walking wounded (Hillary and I). This is based on a TRUE MSN conversation. I have learned many odd things about Hillary, and I suppose this latest should not scare me. Martman, you are in for a shock - maybe. 

This is Hilby's answer to: "how I broke up last summer". As you will kindly note, there is way too much text, indicating that she is hiding her actual pain behind the words. I think if there was less words, we would actually see the huge rusty bloody knife about to plunge into the spleen of her ex-idiot. Sadly and not suprisingly, there are no FUCKING tentacles. For shame! Therefore, with the smoke and mirrors of text, which i refuse to read (the letters just dance around like the Ompa Loompas), and the lack of any real substance (read as tentacles!), all I can figure out from this picture is that Hilby wears very short skirts, has no nose, and works at a restaurant that only serves book degrees (?) and the guy who has a monstrously guitar shaped penis does not want to fill his stupid pie hole with book-degrees today. He sure loves toching his guitar penis, doesn't he? 

Sup babies!? Here is a dipiction of a normal day for me. You can draw your own conclusions, but I'm here to tell you that real sucks. Look at the "real" MSN conversation I actually had with Hilby - !!!! Now I hope you understand why I have to make her way more interesting than she really is. To add further insult to injury I will post a picture drawn by Hilby accompanied by my unerring truth in observation. Her pics make no sense, as there are no tentacles or bum probes. More on that later....NOT THE BUM PROBES! But on the pic that Hilby drew!

Hey everyone, I'm back - although the 2 people who read this are already uncomfortably aware of that fact. This is a little pic that Hilby inspired me to make, and it is about a time, far, far away - not unlike StarWars, but i didn't have any robot up my ass all the time like Luke did. This is the story of how my engagement to a total whore ended. I hope you enjoy it, I know that I did not. I'm actually not bitter anymore and all the drinking I can't stop doing now is due to the fact that I like it! I enjoy liquor, and it makes me feel powerful. Beware the diminishing gene pools in Mystkoka! If you are not a cousin to that girl you will not get a date - trust me.