What ever happened to the sausages? Do we have to break the Pope out of the hospital to get to the bottom of this?
 

But what of the STAPLES, who will save the staple fields??? 

LOL-I love Guiness Man, and nothing you can say about him will change my love - HILLARY. Guiness man thinks the Pope could take that pigeon on any day, and you know what? I believe him! 

The next installment is - SMURF!!!! LETTERS!!! France has alot of mushrooms in their countryside - that is where Smurfs came from - the ass of France. I wish i had a space Smurf figurine, that smurfer is worth at least $100 bucks. 

I am forced to do this for lack of getting new material from my stalkers (Hillary). So I am doing - HAY REAL LETTERS!!! Lol YAY!!! The responses of course are NOT REAL or at least that I can remember, or find - OR for which I have never been prosecuted .....SUCESSFULLY.
 

I for one am becoming bored with Hillary's TENTACLE fetishes....why can't you just fixate on something more real, like warts or something?!? 

Hillary likes ROBOT smell. Can that actually be a fetish yet?!?! 

No MSN dialogue makes Jack - fucjign bichin cd shit this thing never works, i hate this computer fuck! 

Oh Dumbledore!!! Hillary has a crush on you, you apparently have a magnificent magic wand....will you stick it in kitty's poo chute to stop the "TENTACLE HORROR"? 

Marmosets are fuckin' crazy, and unless you can figure out their real name and repeat it 3 times out loud in front of them, you will be likely missing most of your limbs - like forever!!!

A new day with a new Artist - Welcome Picasso, even though you are named Hillary. I hope you don't jump into bed with every girl like your artist namesake? 

Penis Penis Penis......THE END -or is it?!?! 

Ooooo chapter 11, where we find out if Hillary can save all of the inner net porn on her hard drive - i dunno, that is alot of porn man-woman. You would need tetrabytes or qwigabytes or a zillion trillion million floppies. 

Wow, 10 comics to date! What would H.P. Lovecraft think? I think he would crack your bones open to feast on the festering marrow of your mortal incontinence. 

Yay, I love Friday too, time to continue the comic though! 

Our intrepid man - On a horse, a Scot on a horse, although he is not truly Scottish, he has a Scottish name, like Dave or Wilbur - something like that...MANLY!!! 

A resolution to all the hate.... 

In this episode we find our kilt wearing protagonist apologizing for someone’s misunderstanding of his hyperbole – you should be ashamed whoever you are!!! The inner net will find you!!!!!
 

Now more DRAMA and PHILOSPHY!!!!!!!
 

100% more laughs with new exciting content and story lines!!!
 

Some people - indeed.... 

Special meaning for those who have decoder rings!!!! 

Hay EVERY1 INNERNET CONICS!!1!